Dads and texting

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When my youngest son went away to university he sent me a message using 'txt spk', effectively using just consonants.

I replied using just vowels.
 
My younger daughter is so very pleased with her new born that she keeps Whatsapping me with pictures of new born.
In the end, for every picture of new born I received I returned the compliment with a picture of my car.
Pictures of new born have not stopped entirely but they are now far less frequent.

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My favorire from memory was


daughter. Mum, help, ive got cum in my hair, how do i get it out?

mum. Dont worry, ive had cum in my hair loads of times, it just washes out.

daughter GUM MUM GUM! OMG.
 
^ l.m.a.o.
 

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