brucemillar
MB Enthusiast
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Folks
Has anybody on here, entered the South East England Demolition Derby today?
Entry seems straight forward enough, participants must:
1) Switch of all visible external lighting on their vehicles.
2) Extra points will be granted for owners of rain spray grey coloured cars that have adhered to rule (1)
3) Within seconds of joining a Motorway (remember rule 1) you must attempt to hook your front bumper onto to any vehicle ahead of you.
4) If the vehicles ahead of you have come to a standstill? You must accelerate, make no attempt to stop and then crash into the back of them.
5) On successful completion of (4) You must stand on the hard shoulder and feign a look of incredulity. How did that queue of traffic manage to reverse into me at that speed?
6) Bonus points are collected by identifying random bits of bodywork left scattered all over the carriageway.
7) Standing water is fun. Can you get your car to complete a triple salco whilst jamming your foot on the brake in a puddle the size of Kent and visible from outer space?
Stay at home folks. It raining hard, and they are out there playing.
Has anybody on here, entered the South East England Demolition Derby today?
Entry seems straight forward enough, participants must:
1) Switch of all visible external lighting on their vehicles.
2) Extra points will be granted for owners of rain spray grey coloured cars that have adhered to rule (1)
3) Within seconds of joining a Motorway (remember rule 1) you must attempt to hook your front bumper onto to any vehicle ahead of you.
4) If the vehicles ahead of you have come to a standstill? You must accelerate, make no attempt to stop and then crash into the back of them.
5) On successful completion of (4) You must stand on the hard shoulder and feign a look of incredulity. How did that queue of traffic manage to reverse into me at that speed?
6) Bonus points are collected by identifying random bits of bodywork left scattered all over the carriageway.
7) Standing water is fun. Can you get your car to complete a triple salco whilst jamming your foot on the brake in a puddle the size of Kent and visible from outer space?
Stay at home folks. It raining hard, and they are out there playing.