Did I smile - you bet.

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You know the scene - on a busy shopping high street, Joe Idiot can't drive off and find a place to turn around - no, he decides to block both lanes, stopping all the traffic, and spin his 535D though 180 degrees in a single maneouvre.

Except his turning circle didn't quite clear kerb to kerb. He nearly made it - nearly :D.

Unfortunately, in his haste, he stuffed the nearside front hard into the high bus stop kerb.

We're not talking mounting the pavement here - we're talking the audible graunch of alloy on concrete as the wheel didn't quite clear.

He shot off, I suspect in the full knowledge he'd just made a d*ck of himself as well as a very expensive trip to the shops.

That'll teach you I thought - though I suspect it wont.
 
Oh I'm loving this BMW hatred thing...:rolleyes:......the sound of alloy on concrete is bum clenching...
 
It's to do with him, not his car - he coud have been in an SLS, he was still a d*ck.

It was a nice car (with a knackered front wheel :D).
 

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