Dissatisfied customer

[Ian B Walker]

Customer complained about a "B" Service cost or, add your own comment

http://home.pacbell.net/turbo71z/mbzoffresno.html

 

[pammy]

Yup - the underneath looks sound to me, what's next on the checklist - the Sunroof

 

[Brian WH]

Thats the last time we let the Apprentice use those Jacks?

 

[pluggers]

Nope sorry Mr xxxx It had that dent in when you bought your car to us!

 

[kikkthecat]

Well lad, you said you could do these standing on your head.... Get on with it.

 

[esox]

"I dropped a £1 coin between the seats-i still cant get it out"...

 

[Rumble]

"No the repair manual is not in japanese you're reading it upside down!"

 

[Thmsshaun]

Prone to body roll

 

[mark.t]

Admit nothing..........give it a valet and put it on the forecourt see if the customer notices first...

 

[miro]

" No ma'am the new catalytic converter was covered by warranty. "

" This is not how you drain the oil "

" Your navigation has now been calibrated for Australia "

" I think its dead "

" Ah yes, this loose washer here was the cause of that annoying rattle "

" Who put it in A-Class mode ! "

" And here you can clearly see that dimple in the underside - give that enough time and she'll open up into a nasty piece of rust. Better get that with the protectant "

" Damn it, who wet the floor "

" I said 20.00, two zero POINT zero zero Newton Metres "

" In the name of Jesus - Heal. Autowerks down at the Born Again Auto Garage "

" The ML suffered post traumatic stress disorder after its brief encounter with an unsealed road. It later took its own life. "

" I told you a thousand times not to have cold hands when working on the car "

 

[Howard]

" Your navigation has now been calibrated for Australia "

" Who put it in A-Class mode ! "

LOL

 

[PAUL R]

I Told you the tracking was out!

Your bull bars and side rails have now been fitted, Sir,
What's next, were's that Mclaren?

 

[kenwaic]

yes sir thats why your service is that expensive ,it takes six mechanics to check the rust under your door and thats the easiest way to do it