Does this turn you off as much as it does me?

[DSM10000]

“Totally f******”

I didn't realise that you are a mechanic. Can you please explain that technical term?

 

[JamRocky]

I had the same.

I waited until the car had a week left before MOT expiry. Only then did they get it done. It passed with no advisories but they nearly lost the sale.

Crikey that was lucky! No advisories!

 

[JamRocky]

I didn't realise that you are a mechanic. Can you please explain that technical term?

Oh no I’m not a mechanic … More of an interpreter … They say “barely worn” .. I interpret that as “Totally f******”

 

[JamRocky]

Fully loaded,
when the photo's show anyone with a smattering of a clue it 'aint got any toys.

*Fully loaded
*Wind up windows

 

[DrNick]

Many happy hours of travel free trouble.

 

[BTB 500]

Specifically with Mercs ... "AMG alloys". No, they're replicas.

 

[Swotty]

"This car was 100 grand new."

Yes ... and maintainance costs to match!

 

[bigyank]

Slightly different but in the same context, after trawling ad after ad after ad on gumtree, the bay, bookface etc - I lost count of the amount of:
“I brought this X years ago…..”
You brought it where? To a movie, to a football match?

 

[Deleted member 126251]

Any power tools.....”excellent condition, batteries might need replacing”.

 

[JamRocky]

Slightly different but in the same context, after trawling ad after ad after ad on gumtree, the bay, bookface etc - I lost count of the amount of:
“I brought this X years ago…..”
You brought it where? To a movie, to a football match?

 

[Swotty]

Mostly on the classic car ads ....

" I spent ages finding this top notch example".

.... and ......?

 

[davymead]

For me anyway ChuckleVision…..

Mercedes e class coupe | eBay

It was just a plain e class coupe then I got my hands on it and had the following done. If you want it view it simple. And I won’t respond to how much and what’s your best! Cash or banks transfer only.

www.ebay.co.uk

 

[SL63Mark]

That has 33 bids, with 162,000 miles, a couple of bidders seem to really want it, and keep bidding against each other.

In the landrover world, "Only just run in" = "totally shagged".

 

[davymead]

Two of his mates ….

 

[SL63Mark]

Almost certainly

 

[JamRocky]

For me anyway ChuckleVision…..

Mercedes e class coupe | eBay

It was just a plain e class coupe then I got my hands on it and had the following done. If you want it view it simple. And I won’t respond to how much and what’s your best! Cash or banks transfer only.

www.ebay.co.uk

What a great advert!

 

[JamRocky]

For me anyway ChuckleVision…..

Mercedes e class coupe | eBay

It was just a plain e class coupe then I got my hands on it and had the following done. If you want it view it simple. And I won’t respond to how much and what’s your best! Cash or banks transfer only.

www.ebay.co.uk

Did you see these parts of the description? Hilarious! Also spotted an AMG badge inside the 3.0 turbo diesel that’s been “murdered out” … Also if you had advisories of a wheel bearing and the handbrake needing adjustment would you not just get it done? If you can spend money on window tints, wheels and body kits why not the basic maintenance of the vehicle?