Dog For Sale

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In Norfolk, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a black mutt just sitting there. "Do you talk?" he asks.

"Yes," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift
pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I
told the MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me
jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I
signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there
and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, lots of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten pounds."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you
selling him, so cheap?"

The owner replies, "He is such a liar.
He did not do any of that stuff!"
 

robert.farmer

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maybe we she have a joke section, that was very good.As long as they are kept clean of course, ha ha
 

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