Doggi shoes

[Deleted member 113659]

Pretty much except mine is a lazy porker.


..... He's a complete and utter Jessie. Every time something makes him jump or gets the slightest knock he screams and rolls on the floor in agony. On his last race he hurt himself and made such a fuss that the track vet wrapped him in a temporary full body cast and was rushed off to a emergency vets. When he got there it turns out there was sod all wrong with him !!!!........

That just had us both laughing. Reminded us of Poppy, she was exactly the same. I remember letting her out for a last minute pee before we all went to bed one night. It was barely raining and she was hesitant. As she'd not been out at all that night I encouraged her by a gentle tap/push on the bottom. She yelped as if I'd give her a 600psi punch. Proper drama queen.

 

[optimusprime]

Poormansporsch i wil;l find my picture out and post it .Yoru little dog looked just like mine did at that age ..

 

[poormansporsche]

Spare a thought for my other dog. Magic is so big and majestic so gets all the attention (despite being a stupid oaf) and poor Lady doesn't get a look in as she is not so photogenic, although she is much more of a character of the 2 (a bloody minx but in a good way)

 

[poormansporsche]

That just had us both laughing. Reminded us of Poppy, she was exactly the same. I remember letting her out for a last minute pee before we all went to bed one night. It was barely raining and she was hesitant. As she'd not been out at all that night I encouraged her by a gentle tap/push on the bottom. She yelped as if I'd give her a 600psi punch. Proper drama queen.

I've probably posted it before but a few months back whilst walking magic one of my neighbours decided to noisily bounce his wheelie bin down his steps. Magic absolutely shat himself bounced his 7 stone bulk sideways knocking me flat on my **** in the middle of the road. The rather camp neighbour came over and fussed magic and said oooo I'm so sorry princess ! Didnt worry about me on the floor with my bruised bum !!!

 

[poormansporsche]

Nearly Sunday ............

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Nearly Sunday ............

Been a busy week taking deliveries. Mrs Ant has been giving PayPal a good workout. The two newbies are already spoilt rotten and not even here yet.

 

[poormansporsche]

It would be rude not to and long may it continue.

I would not fancy being incarcerated due to no fault of my own !

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Would it be rude to rename the dogs?

 

[poormansporsche]

We renamed one of ours and kept one but they were greyhounds so not such a Biggie. Only you can decide upon seeing how attached they are ?

 

[Rpp999]

Would it be rude to rename the dogs?

Maybe something close to their original names.

 

[poormansporsche]

What's the names then ?????? Can't be that bad ????!!

 

[SpikyMikey]

Would it be rude to rename the dogs?

Don't think it matters; if you show them enough love (and for Labs enough treats) they don't care what you call them.
For years our current hound was called "Stop that you little *^!,"

 

[KennyN]

Would it be rude to rename the dogs?

When we got ours from the SSPCA he was named Colin , we tried training Colin and he totally ignored every command - wifey decided one night to rhyme off some doggie names and the only one that pricked up his ears was Buster so he was renamed from that point onwards , still untrainable even with his new name.

K

 

[poormansporsche]

Get a dog they said, it will be fun they said !


It's 4am now where have my bloody work shoes gone ?





There they are Slobber no extra charge.

 

[SmartAmg]

Get a dog they said, it will be fun they said !


It's 4am now where have my bloody work shoes gone ?


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There they are Slobber no extra charge.

You sure it's not a Magpie in disguise.

 

[Rich764089]

Get a dog they said, it will be fun they said !


It's 4am now where have my bloody work shoes gone ?


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There they are Slobber no extra charge.

Love this!
My German shepherd used to hoard my socks and shoes and nibble holes in all my socks. He sleeps outside now

 

[poormansporsche]

You sure it's not a Magpie in disguise.

It's only my girl dog that does it. She doesn't chew them just licks them. We think it's some form of Mothering instinct

 

[Deleted member 113659]

….just licks them. We think it's some form of Mothering instinct

Dogs have fetishes too you know!

 

[Deleted member 113659]

The deal is done

Should be with us by next weekend.

 

[SpikyMikey]

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The deal is done

Should be with us by next weekend.

WoopWoop or indeed WoofWoof !!