Dreaded words

[CLSMark]

What are the worst words you can say to car guys I.e. us lot?

Mrs Mark, " I'm just taking the car "

" just nuts and bolts anyway "

" just had it up the ramp...(dramatic pause) not good I'm afraid. "

" we have got you a like for like courtesy " *Toyota Aygo



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[Scott_F]

"What's the least you'll take for it, mate ?" (within 5 seconds of phoning you).

 

[MarkACLS]

"it will polish out.."

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[MarkACLS]

"wanna wash mine when you're at it?... Haha"

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[MarkACLS]

"I'll take em off your hands for 200" pointing at a 19" set of OEM Genuine Mercedes-AMG Forged alloy wheels and brand new Pirelli tyres.

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[Cymruambyth]

"What`s the point having 500bhp, you can only do the speed limit"!!

 

[brucemillar]

Sorry Dear..

 

[Meldrew2]

"Good news - the airbag works..."

 

[Cymruambyth]

"It`ll be dirty again tomorrow"!!

 

[MarkACLS]

"excuse me sir, were you the owner of registration number
....."

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[Meldrew2]

"Are you the driver of this vehicle, Sir?"

 

[MarkACLS]

"So, the offence is inappropriate speed.. how do you plead?"

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[MarkACLS]

"hey mister! Is your car supposed to be on bricks?"

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[MarkACLS]

"my dad says your dad's car is for old people"

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[CLSMark]

"my dad says your dad's car is for old people"

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Oh I've had that from my best mate. He drives a Jag, not just any jag, the Ford Mondeo in a nice jacket one...

Talk about lack of self awareness. Tube.


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[bluestreak]

I got a brown envelope in post today...

 

[wu56Shoozz]

"it will polish out.."

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Its Christmas day.. I do the cooking. Headed over to my parents house with all food prepared an packed away.. came to the last 10 minutes of the journey, getting in the correct lane to turn right off a major roundabout (Large Flying Saucer Type and not polkadot) edging up, slowly, edging up - bit more and **Bang** ..a Christmas drunk hits the rear panel of my car and continues on without stopping, we follow him at speed (Turkey & what not all over the shop now! ) into a cul de sac one way in and only one way out. She call the cops I pin the drunk into his car (Sat on him, took the keys out of the ignition, I'm a big bloke ) Panda car arrives, separates us.. asks what happened et etc.. "Let me see the damage.." I point to the rear body panel that has a soft crease and massive scuffing and " Don't worry, some Tcut and it'll polish out".. I didn't know PCs were also bodyshop specialists in a passed life??

 

[wu56Shoozz]

I got a brown envelope in post today...

I could shorten that on to "I got brown today" with the tablets I'm taking.. too much detail I guess...

 

[wu56Shoozz]

"Bad News Dear.." from the missus

 

[Meldrew2]

You did change the cam belt, didn't you?