Dreaded words

[Deleted member 113659]

Salesman at point of purchase: 'the C63 is a very much sought after model sir, hence the price tag'

Salesman come part-ex time: the C63 is a very difficult model to price sir, No one wants these petrol guzzlers anymore'

 

[CLSMark]

Salesman at point of purchase: 'the C63 is a very much sought after model sir, hence the price tag'

Salesman come part-ex time: the C63 is a very difficult model to price sir, No one wants these petrol guzzlers anymore'

Can I interest you in the S63 perhaps though sir?


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[MarkACLS]

"Sir, I can assure you that you did ask us to only insure it 3rd party fire and theft..."

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[MarkACLS]

"Sorry mate didn't see you there.."

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[MarkACLS]

"Look Dad, I painted lovely flowers and butterflies on your car for you!"

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[MarkACLS]

"Darling, can you tell me again why the kids aren't​ allowed to eat McDonalds in the back of the Maybach?"

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[clk320x]

'Tried to fill up but the pump wouldn't fill in, managed to force £5 into it'

(Diesel in petrol don't get me started lol)

 

[fab1975]

"I don't see the point in wasting money on a car. For me a car is just something that takes me from A to B".

 

[Davycc]

Just go to sleep !

 

[Tim203]

Just go to sleep !

Do you fancy a..NO!!

A friend of mine asked his other half recently and the reply was " I'll just finish this chapter".

 

[Williamwoo]

Maybe not 'words' as such, and in fact quite hard to express as words, but the sharp intake of breath noise so beloved of car parts specialists when you mention the make/model/year of your car, confirming that, for no rational reason, the part you want happens to be absurdly expensive (and/or difficult to obtain) for your particular car.

 

[Iceviolet]

You've already got one pile of rust in the garage, you are not having another one!!

 

[mat8n]

Stereotypical Internet replies.

 

[wu56Shoozz]

You've already got one pile of rust in the garage, you are not having another one!!

Usually also applied to Guitars too..

 

[markjay]

Maybe not 'words' as such, and in fact quite hard to express as words, but the sharp intake of breath noise so beloved of car parts specialists when you mention the make/model/year of your car, confirming that, for no rational reason, the part you want happens to be absurdly expensive (and/or difficult to obtain) for your particular car.

Or the sharp intake of breath noise from the salesperson when you mention the make/model/year of the car you want to Px....

It will always be an unwanted model of an undesirable marque with the wrong colour and the wrong spec at the wrong time of year... of which they currently have an oversupply of unsold cars.

 

[th3h1ghlander]

Well, there is only a little bit of bubbling...


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[CLSMark]

Do you know your car has a seam weld up the middle?


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[MarkACLS]

"that's been covered before many times, use the search facility..."

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[Londonscottish]

No sir, sorry sir. The petrol version is no longer sold in the UK market.

 

[th3h1ghlander]

"To assist in protection of public health, we have created a diesel exclusion zone within the M25 which will cost you £20/day to enter..."


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