Sorry in advance if this is a repost, but I have just about fallen off my chair laughing at this. Not quite "spotted on ebay", so I thought I'd place it here.
Warning - some language may offend:
http://www.fluke-motorsport.co.uk/temp/scammers.html
Warning - some language may offend:
http://www.fluke-motorsport.co.uk/temp/scammers.html