Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[ioweddie]

 

[ToeKnee]

They say that you're appreciated if you go the extra mile! Trust me they don't if you're a taxi driver............

 

[GrahamT]

 

[ALFAitalia]

 

[GrahamT]

 

[Harrythedog]

 

[poormansporsche]

That's b£llocks. With wimmin it's all about quantity and cracking on with the pile. Only a man can understand the importance and the skills and patience to correctly iron a shirt.

 

[DSM10000]

 

[D-18]

 

[GrahamT]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[Meldrew2]

Just before the New Year countdown, try raising your left leg.

That way, you will start 2023 on the right foot.

 

[DSM10000]

 

[GrahamT]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[Meldrew2]

Is it just me - or does this Dry January seem to be going on forever?

 

[HappytalkAgain]

Is it just me - or does this Dry January seem to be going on forever?

Mrs Ant is doing Janu-hairy. A full month without shaving.

(Taken from Gavin & Stacy Xmas Special)

 

[GrahamT]

I'm up for dry January. I'm giving up on foreplay

 

[GrahamT]