Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

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[flying haggis]

 

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[ALFAitalia]

 

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I am not an Ornithologist but my guess is that the male is the one on the right?

 

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[ToeKnee]

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And look what happens when you dream of electric sheep......

 

[DSM10000]

And look what happens when you dream of electric sheep......

You get charged!

 

[ToeKnee]

Ewe get charged!

Fixed it for you .....
Bet you feel sheepish now......

 

[SpikyMikey]

Fixed it for you .....
Bet you feel sheepish now......

What the flock!
I can baahly believe you felt the need to ram the point home.

 

[ToeKnee]

What the flock!
I can baahly believe you felt the need to ram the point home.

No pulling the wool over your eyes Mike......

 

[SpikyMikey]

No pulling the wool over your eyes Mike......

True Toe; I'm not easily fleeced

 

[Chrishazle]

You get charged!

Only if you're "plugged in"

 

[DSM10000]

Only if you're "plugged in"

Use the comparison site Ewe Switch

 

[Chrishazle]

Very old gag about the difference between Mick Jagger and a West of Scotland farmer.
Mick jagger sings "Hey, You, Get offa my cloud" whereas West of Scotland farmer sings "Hey McCloud, Gett offa my ewe!""

 

[Wolfie1]

Tups going on here then?

 

[Gollom]

Tups going on here then?

Wonder how many people will be scratching their head over this? Those with a paint mark on their back perhaps?

 

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