Chap on Bondi Beach saw a shark approaching a young child who was swimming 50 yards off the beach.
He ran forward, grabbed a knife from a party BBQ, dived into the water, grabbed the shark and sliced its throat.
He picked up the child and trudged ashore. He was greeted by dozens of clapping Aussies.
“A fine demonstration of typical Australian courage” one said.
“Australian? The chap said….I’m from Liverpool”
Next day the Headline in the Sydney Morning Herald said:
“POMIE SCOUSE KNIFE THIEF MURDERS LITTLE GIRLS PET FISH”
He ran forward, grabbed a knife from a party BBQ, dived into the water, grabbed the shark and sliced its throat.
He picked up the child and trudged ashore. He was greeted by dozens of clapping Aussies.
“A fine demonstration of typical Australian courage” one said.
“Australian? The chap said….I’m from Liverpool”
Next day the Headline in the Sydney Morning Herald said:
“POMIE SCOUSE KNIFE THIEF MURDERS LITTLE GIRLS PET FISH”