Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[DSM10000]

 

[markjay]

I always through that Koi fish are those hiding at the rear...?

 

[NJSS]

Excellent lavatory paper

 

[markjay]

I always through that Koi fish are those hiding at the rear...?

Koi fish aquarium....?

 

[SpikyMikey]

Koi fish aquarium....?

Either that or Ghost Carp.

 

[Meldrew2]

Excellent lavatory paper


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The name really appealed to me, and I placed an order for 48 in February 2020.

As a toilet roll shortage was one of the first symptoms of impending lock-down, there was at least one thing that we genuinely didn't give a ..... about!

We still had some left by August - so we have stuck (?) to this brand ever since.

 

[DSM10000]

 

[ToeKnee]

Did you know that if you place one of your testicle over an empty beer bottle and run a flame over the bottle it'll eventually suck your testicle in? If you did know and know how to get it out again please reply URGENTLY!!

 

[baxlin]

Excellent lavatory paper


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I was always wary of using the toilet paper supplied when I was in the forces. It had ‘Government Property’ printed on every sheet, and it was a chargeable offence to deface government property…

 

[DSM10000]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[baxlin]

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By gum, Les Dennis must be tiny!

 

[GrahamT]

The winner of the 2023 wildlife photography comedy awards

 

[GrahamT]

 

[poormansporsche]

It's an oldie and probably been posted before BUT

 

[Chrishazle]

Look closely, she's already Camel Toeing!