Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[flying haggis]

The new star wars film has really suffered from the financial cuts. I mean just look at the opening sequence now..............

 

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I pulled in to the crowded car park at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my new puppy has sufficient air.She was stretched full out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must stay there. I walked backwards to the kerb, pointing my finger and saying emphatically "Stay! Stay!"



A bloke in a nearby car, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

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[moonloops]

How about a Ken Dodd classic:

I can't owe the Inland Revenue any money...

.. I live by the sea.

 

[moonloops]

 

[Gollom]

How about a Ken Dodd classic:

I can't owe the Inland Revenue any money...

.. I live by the sea.

I saw Doddy twice. The guy was hilarious right across all age groups and sensibilities.
Still waiting to get out of the second concert (those who have been to one of his concerts will understand!)

 

[TC350]

I saw Doddy twice. The guy was hilarious right across all age groups and sensibilities.
Still waiting to get out of the second concert (those who have been to one of his concerts will understand!)

He was only a couple of hours late finishing the his show when I saw him. My jaws still ache from laughing.

 

[Petrol Pete]

OK , post #10329

Based on the colours we can see , what is the resistance .

There is no prize , mainly because the colour bands are not that clear.

 

[ToeKnee]

OK , post #10329

Based on the colours we can see , what is the resistance .

There is no prize , mainly because the colour bands are not that clear.

Resistance is futile.......

 

[SpikyMikey]

Resistance is futile.......

Haven't you got an ohm to go to?

 

[ToeKnee]

Haven't you got an ohm to go to?

Watt?????

 

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[TC350]

OK , post #10329

Based on the colours we can see , what is the resistance .

There is no prize , mainly because the colour bands are not that clear.

It’s about 50 years since I worked with such things, but that looks like 10k ohms. I can’t remember the tolerance values.

 

[NJSS]

 

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[flying haggis]

what a reply!!

 

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[SmartAmg]

 

[poormansporsche]