Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

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[Mactech]

My wife is arranging the Christmas do for the vaccination clinic she runs. I've suggested she has special guests ( in the proper 'Haven't a Clue' tradition) of Mr and Mrs Pallactic and their daughter Anna.
It might not get a laugh, but should cause a shock....

 

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What's the difference between a woman and a battery?

A battery has a positive side!

 

[GrahamT]

Apparently she likes 'motorboating '

 

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[Wolfie1]

Here's a typical 1960' Renault gear lever layout:

Can you spot the problem..........?

A mercedes 307d van had a dogs leg box like this also

 

[Mactech]

Reminds me of Mr and Mrs Taylor just up the road from from us when I was a kid, they really did call their daughter Jenny.
They appeared not to have a clue as to why some found it amusing!

 

[HappytalkAgain]

Reminds me of Mr and Mrs Taylor just up the road from from us when I was a kid, they really did call their daughter Jenny.
They appeared not to have a clue as to why some found it amusing!

Yes. It does happen. There was an apprentice joiner on site in the 90’s. Richard Cole. Obviously everyone shortened it to D!ck.

 

[Williamwoo]

Yes. It does happen. There was an apprentice joiner on site in the 90’s. Richard Cole. Obviously everyone shortened it to D!ck.

I used to work with someone called Richard Head. (Really)

 

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[GrahamT]

These cuts are getting effing ridiculous now !

 

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[Petrol Pete]

We had an engineer working with us some years ago , his name. ?

Hugh Janus.

 

[ALFAitalia]

This news just in, the World Ruler Twanging Championship for 2023 will be held in Dordogne.

Short of ideas for Christmas? An artificial leg makes a great stocking filler.

Called gamblers anonymous today, they said to ring back at 10 to 1.