flying haggis
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2011
- Messages
- 2,024
- Location
- A house in Norfolk
- Car
- CLS shooting brake, SWMBO has B class
I’ve always had an irrational fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it.
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It took me a moment.....
Take all the time you need.....It took me a moment.....
These days it needs an increasing amountTake all the time you need.....
A similar thing happened to me. I was in a rather upmarket drinking establishment, enjoying a pint of Creme De Menthe and free dry roasted peanuts , when I heard a voice say " My Goodness, you really suit that shirt you're wearing. And the jacket - just sublime. Matches your shoes perfectly"My car wouldn't start this morning.
I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine block.
He said: "Good day to you Sir! And might I remark how splendid you look today?"
I knew the problem straight away.
Bat flattery
Will someone please post a joke worthy of at least a chuckle rather than a "Get your coat" groan!!
How about a sugar joke for you then Chrishazle.?Will someone please post a joke worthy of at least a chuckle rather than a "Get your coat" groan!!
How about a sugar joke for you then Chrishazle.?
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
But jokes about brown sugar?
Demerara.
I would, but I had a massive row with my missus last night. I swapped our mattress for a trampoline and she hit the roof!Will someone please post a joke worthy of at least a chuckle rather than a "Get your coat" groan!!
Did you watch ‘Strike’ last night by any chance?I accidently sent an embarrassing picture of myself to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it mortifying, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
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