Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

[markjay]

Not to mention that it's racist.

 

[markjay]

So please, no more below-deck jokes.

 

[markjay]

Obviously I expect a wolfpack attack from those of you who don't like my comments.

 

[Meldrew2]

A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy when they saw a strange looking craft.

They stopped and asked a worker, "Sir, is that a U-boat?"
"No," he replied, shesa belonga to da goverment."

 

[DSM10000]

Obviously I expect a wolfpack attack from those of you who don't like my comments.

Indeed but I could fathom out your intent!

 

[DSM10000]

I can phatom why anyone would find it funny.

Don't worry. I can fathom out what you meant.

 

[Deleted member 65149]

Don't worry. I can fathom out what you meant.

Well done. I didn't have a clue. I had no idea that "phatom" was fathom. My dyslexia gave up at phantom, whereupon it made no sense whatsoever.

 

[markjay]

Well done. I didn't have a clue. I had no idea that "phatom" was fathom. My dyslexia gave up at phantom, whereupon it made no sense whatsoever.

Well, I wasn't referring to The Phatom of the Opera....

 

[markjay]

I can phatom why anyone would find it funny.

OK, here goes:

'I can't fathom why anyone would find it funny.'

Everyone happy now?

 

[tode]

OK, here goes:

'I can't fathom why anyone would find it finny.'

Everyone happy now?

ftfy

 

[m80]

OK, here goes:

'I can't fathom why anyone would find it funny.'

Everyone happy now?

It's in a different league,
like the one on the port.

 

[Meldrew2]

OK, here goes:

'I can't fathom why anyone would find it funny.'

Everyone happy now?

My Grandfather told me that the Comedian on the Titanic told that very joke...

... apparently it went down well.

 

[Nicebutdim]

I went to my friends funeral. Sadly he had drowned at sea. We all chipped in for a wreath in the shape of a lifebuoy. It’s what he would have wanted.

 

[Nicebutdim]

I went to my friends funeral. He had been tragically killed when a tennis ball hit him on the head. It was a lovely service.

 

[Nicebutdim]

“Doctor, I’m having trouble with my ‘F’s & ‘Th’s. “

”Well you can’t say fairer than that”

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I went to my friends funeral. Sadly he had drowned at sea. We all chipped in for a wreath in the shape of a lifebuoy. It’s what he would have wanted.

I went to my friends funeral. He had been tragically killed when a tennis ball hit him on the head. It was a lovely service.

“Doctor, I’m having trouble with my ‘F’s & ‘Th’s. “

”Well you can’t say fairer than that”

You found some Christmas Crackers in the loft didn’t ya?

 

[D-18]

 

[RonFleet]

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My doctor used to have a copy of something very similar prominently displayed on the wall of his surgery. Raised a smile.

 

[bob6600]