Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

[DSM10000]

Someone, probably with Mods facilities, decided the photo was inappropriate and deleted it - spoilsport! I wanted to copy the photo and send it to a mate of mine as it would, I know, amuse him!

PM me with an email and I will send it to you!

 

[ChipChop]

PM me with an email and I will send it to you!

Was it a picture of Nicola Sturgeon in a bikini? Phwoar.

 

[DSM10000]

Was it a picture of Nicola Sturgeon in a bikini? Phwoar.

Sorry.

You are not ready for that!

 

[Deleted member 159894]

Makes sense now

 

[D-18]

 

[Deleted member 113659]

 

[D-18]

 

[DSM10000]

I am rather surprised the Prince Andrew is trying so hard to avoid having legal papers served on him.

He has not previously been associated with refusing deliveries through an international courier system?

 

[flying haggis]

Sorry.

You are not ready for that!

what a horrible thought

 

[markjay]

Inspired by another thread... :


- "Do you have indecent photos of your wife?"

- "What??? No, of course not!"

- "In this case, would you like to purchase some....?"

 

[Swotty]

The future of mankind - updated .....

 

[DSM10000]

 

[Deleted member 113659]

My daughter just sent me this:

 

[SpikyMikey]

 

[Swotty]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[Deleted member 113659]

 

[ioweddie]

 

[Rpp999]

 

[D-18]