Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria and says: "Can you make me one with everything?"
He gets his pizza, and hands over $50. The pizza guy just puts it in the till.

"Where's my change?"

The pizza guy replies, "Change comes from within."

...fell outa my cradle at that one...

:doh:
 
I asked the ice cream man for an ice cream.

“Hundreds and thousands?” he asked

”I think i’ll just try one to start with” I replied.
 
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was stopped by the police driving back from Watford today. When asked by the police why he was doing 60 in a 30 limit he said he was very sorry but he needed the points.
Sad from my point of view but oh so true. Time for your fired.
 
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