Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[anglaslt]

 

[Chrishazle]

I was on a train recently when two Norwegians came and sat opposite me. Sven, was dressed in a smart business suit while his friend,
Olf, was dressed as a Teddy Boy. As soon as we had left the station Olf went to the buffet car to get himself a beer. He brought it back to his seat, opened it and took a swig. Almost immediately he let out a volley of abuse in Norwegian for which his friend apologised.
"What's wrong with him?" I asked.
"Ah," replied Sven, "Rude Olf the Ted loathes train beer."

 

[DSM10000]

I was on a train recently when two Norwegians came and sat opposite me. Sven, was dressed in a smart business suit while his friend,
Olf, was dressed as a Teddy Boy. As soon as we had left the station Olf went to the buffet car to get himself a beer. He brought it back to his seat, opened it and took a swig. Almost immediately he let out a volley of abuse in Norwegian for which his friend apologised.
"What's wrong with him?" I asked.
"Ah," replied Sven, "Rude Olf the Ted loathes train beer."

That (thankfully) is the shorter version!

 

[johnsco]

I just bought a pin-wrench on Amazon for my angle grinder wheel.
I've seen some wierd Chinese instruction manuals, etc ... But this takes some beating:
Enjoy.
The tool was actually pretty good.

 

[markjay]

I just bought a pin-wrench on Amazon for my angle grinder wheel.
I've seen some wierd Chinese instruction manuals, etc ... But this takes some beating:
Enjoy.
The tool was actually pretty good.

Yet another victim of Google Translate...

 

[flying haggis]

that is brilliant

 

[Swotty]

that is brilliant

Translation by Chinese Yoda!

 

[SpikyMikey]

I just bought a pin-wrench on Amazon for my angle grinder wheel.
I've seen some wierd Chinese instruction manuals, etc ... But this takes some beating:
Enjoy.
The tool was actually pretty good.

What I need to know is; is the Mango Plastion as comfortable as they claim?

 

[johnsco]

What I need to know is; is the Mango Plastion as comfortable as they claim?

I've used the tool.
It works OK.
The Mango Plastion is amazingly-comfortable.

 

[SpikyMikey]

I've used the tool.
It works OK.
The Mango Plastion is amazingly-comfortable.

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[D-18]

 

[ChipChop]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[Deleted member 159894]

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Why the **** would you use this photo?

FILE - In this Dec. 14, 2012, file photo, Carlee Soto uses a phone to get information about her sister, Victoria Soto, a teacher at the Sandy Hook elementary school in Newtown, Conn., after a gunman killed over two dozen people, including 20 children. Victoria Soto was among those killed.

There really is something unsavoury about you.

At least Swotty and Nicebutdim approve though.

 

[ChipChop]

 

[Deleted member 159894]

Far-right extremists’ use of humour, 2021

Humour has become a central weapon of extremist movements to subvert open societies and to lower the threshold towards violence. Especially within the context of a recent wave of far-right terrorist attacks, we witness “playful” ways in communicating racist ideologies.

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