Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

[MD5]

Is a doctor who specialises in nose cancer called a honkologist?

I knew a girl whose nose got caught during 69. She ended up with sniffilis!

 

[AMGeed]

 

[AMGeed]

 

[D-18]

 

[grimree]

I got an entire forum taken down on SLKWorld for telling blonde jokes!

 

[DSM10000]

I got an entire forum taken down on SLKWorld for telling blonde jokes!

Did they not understand them?

 

[grimree]

No - a very American oriented group. It always amazes me that the country that is the centre of the porn industry can be so puritanically minded!

 

[markjay]

No - a very American oriented group. It always amazes me that the country that is the centre of the porn industry can be so puritanically minded!

I always thought it to be a German invention...

 

[grimree]

I think it was probably either the Greeks or the Romans who invented it, but neither made films (and probably weren't that blonde)

 

[m80]

I had problems on an American Jeep site when during a chat with a lass over there I compared our different understandings of hoods, gas, rubbers and fags. Their humor is lacking.

 

[m80]

Might'v been the comment that I couldn't understand why anyone would want to smoke one.

 

[markjay]

Might'v been the comment that I couldn't understand why anyone would want to smoke one.

Either way make sure the gas is switched off first.....

 

[Williamwoo]

I had problems on an American Jeep site when during a chat with a lass over there I compared our different understandings of hoods, gas, rubbers and fags. Their humor is lacking.

Presumably you mean 'humour'!

 

[m80]

Presumably you mean 'humour'!

Not so good when I've to explain it,
they're lacking the 'u'.

 

[MissyD]

I wrote a song about a tortilla...


Well, actually it's more of a rap

 

[Peter103]

 

[DoberMan]

Question to all men.

If you had to choose between a wonderful wife
and a really nice car.

What would you pick?

















Petrol or Diesel

 

[markjay]

Question to all men.

If you had to choose between a wonderful wife
and a really nice car.

What would you pick?

















Petrol or Diesel

Oh no..... not that old crap again...



Petrol vs Diesel has been done to death

 

[baxlin]

Petrol vs Diesel has been done to death

Apparently not until approximately 2040.............

 

[ioweddie]

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a bad car accident and fell into a deep
coma. After being stuck in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes
up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the
doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "You had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are

fine now; however they were poorly at birth and needed to be christened

immediately. But luckily, your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus, not Paddy ... he's a

clueless idiot. Anticipating the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well then, what

is my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor. The mother is very relieved "Wow, that's a

beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about Paddy ... I do like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew"