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Left clicking
(IMG) then View image takes you to a Honda Fireblade forum log-in page!

Am a member on there and there is a similar thread. Tried to post some of the funnies from there.....obv doesn't work!:wallbash:
 
Am a member on there and there is a similar thread. Tried to post some of the funnies from there.....obv doesn't work!:wallbash:

You can copy the text - any images you would need to right click on the image and copy the image address / URL. Then use the "insert image" link on here and paste in said address / URL.

That should work.

Or, just use Snipping Tool in Windows 10 if you use it and screenshot the joke, save it and "Upload a File" with that.
 
When I said I wanted Piers Morgan to get Parkinson's, I didn't mean his job.
 
John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with

his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so

they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered

the door if they could spend the night.
I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself,

but I’m recently widowed,” she explained, “and I’m afraid the neighbors will

talk if I let you stay in my house.”
Don’t worry.” John said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the

weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”
The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared so they got on their way and

enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that
it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked,
Shawn, do you remember that good looking widow on the farm
we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”
Yes, I do,” said Shawn.
Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house,
and pay her a visit?”
Well, um, yes,” Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
I have to admit that I did.”
And did you happen to give her my name and address
instead of telling her your name?”
Shawn’s face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy.
I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?”



She just died and left me everything.
 
That didn't work - still the fireblade login page!

I give up! :D Strange as it shows up for me, perhaps because I am on a macbook? I followed Johns instructions. Anyway, sorry for the derailment.:wallbash:
 
I give up! :D Strange as it shows up for me, perhaps because I am on a macbook? I followed Johns instructions. Anyway, sorry for the derailment.:wallbash:

You could use the screenshot function if you are on a MacBook.

Use Shift & Command & 4 and then draw a window around the text and any picture.

It saves it to the desktop and then you can "Upload a File" with that attachment.
 

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