So, I went into my local bakers and asked the girl behind the counter, do you have floury baps?
She replied, no it's just a pattern on my bra
She replied, no it's just a pattern on my bra
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That must be a Scottish joke - one of my crew off Shetland (he was from just north of Aberdeen) used to refer to threppeny bits as copie (as in Co-op) baps!
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. However, her little son who was 9 years old comes home without any warnings, son sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch what’s happening. After a little while, the woman’s husband also comes home. Therefore, she puts her lover in the closet, and she does not realize that her son is in there already.
The boy says, “It’s dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”
Man ~ “That’s nice.”
Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”
Man ~ “No, thanks.”
Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”
Man ~ “OK, how much?”
Boy ~ “$250?
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy ~ “Its dark in here.”
Man ~ “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy ~ “$750?
Man ~ “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy ~ “$1,000?
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost.I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “It’s dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”
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