My mate got hit in the head with some grilled bread.
He was comatoast for a few hours.
He was comatoast for a few hours.
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A guy asked the barmaid for a pint of orange.
"Still orange?"
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"Still orange?"
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I watched a chinese hip-hop tribute band yesterday.
They called themselves the Whuan Clan.... very catchy.
They called themselves the Whuan Clan.... very catchy.
So I guy comes into my dealership with an obvious speech impediment.
He said I...I..I...I w..a...n..t.. a... C....... c...l...a....s....s (stutters)
OK matey I said, I guess you want it with the stop start option then
He said I...I..I...I w..a...n..t.. a... C....... c...l...a....s....s (stutters)
OK matey I said, I guess you want it with the stop start option then
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