Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

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This is a statement from the UK government

If you have any of the following symptoms;

* an overwhelming sense of self importance
* a chronic case of double standards
* the ability to run a country via ventriloquism and marionettes
* the ability to sour milk simply by glancing at it

You may have contracted a new secondary virus we now know as "Cummings-20"

The advice is to disregard advice and to do what ever you want to do.

1) Stay aloof
2) Control the PM
3) Go to Durham
 
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PS4 - 30 miles to Barnard Castle

 

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