Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

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A young man goes to his GP stating he has a real problem with his 25" Penis, he says to Doc that all the girls just scream and run away and its really affecting him and can he do anything?
Well Doc takes a look and says " there is nothing i can do for you, but go and see the Witch down in the woods, she can help you better than i can"
Young man looks in disbelief but heads to woods anyway where he comes across the Witch.
Can you help me please as my GP referred myself to you? He then relays his problem to her.
She says to him, " if you go to pond there is a magic frog, ask frog to marry you and frog says No! Your Penis with be 5"shorter"
With that he finds frog and asks it to marry him?straight away his Penis is 5in"shorter to 20"
WOW!! he shouts then asks frog to marry him again?
No said the frog. And zap! Penis is down to 15" he looks down and thinks its still a monster and could do with some more off.
By this time frog has jumped away and young man chases after it, when he catches up he asks frog again to marry him?
This time frog replies..." how many times do i have to tell you....NO NO NO!!!!
 
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