Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

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[flying haggis]

My new car beeps every time I pass a vicar, apparently it's just the rev counter.........

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

when your jack doesnt go high enough......

 

[DSM10000]

 

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[AMGeed]

 

[AMGeed]

 

[flying haggis]

It's great news that ABBA is getting back together.





A mate of mine said he heard them rehearsing and they were incredibly loud.














He said you could hear the drums from Nando's.

 

[SpikyMikey]

It's great news that ABBA is getting back together.





A mate of mine said he heard them rehearsing and they were incredibly loud.














He said you could hear the drums from Nando's.

BaDum-Tish

 

[A.J.]

 

[Meldrew2]

It's great news that ABBA is getting back together.
A mate of mine said he heard them rehearsing and they were incredibly loud.
He said you could hear the drums from Nando's.

Sadly, the news is out of date. ABBA are not getting back together, after an argument when Agnetha was served a bowl of soup with the wrong cutlery.

"I don't wanna fork" she is reported to have said...

 

[Fastcar155]

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Hi ,excellent

 

[KillerHERTZ]

I shouldnt need to say this, but can I please remind people not to post racist jokes for obvious reasons.

'Joke' in question has been removed.

 

[D-18]

 

[Swotty]

 

[Peter103]

I shouldnt need to say this, but can I please remind people not to post racist jokes for obvious reasons.

'Joke' in question has been removed.

I thought it was a good one not intentionally racist just a simple jest.it seems to me my every joke is scrutinized, can't have been that bad, got 2/3 likes.
I pay no heed to jerk 20000 his opinions are misguided.

 

[poormansporsche]

Not a joke but funny all the same. I'd bet on it just for the crack

Funny horsey name linky

Sired by Sir Prancealot !

 

[SpikyMikey]

"Hooves like Jagger"