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Well, that's a mental image I could have done without.......
Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)
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I wouldn't go there if I were you. You two have previous, so I'd let sleeping dogs lie and all that
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It's a joke section. Get over yourself.
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It must have been pretty inconsequential as I have clearly not bothered to remember it.
Have we?I wouldn't go there if I were you. You two have previous, so I'd let sleeping dogs lie and all that
It must have been pretty inconsequential as I have clearly not bothered to remember it.
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Not one of yourself you daft beggar!
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Funny you should bring up Rab C Nesbitt because i always thought his wife Mary Doll Nesbitt was a dead ringer for Sturgeon.
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Blimey, your memory & eyesight is getting worryingly poor too. Gowd bless ya Rab.Not one of yourself you daft beggar!
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I know when she needs a shoulder to crayon.
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Awa' n bile yer heid ya bampot
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I’ve just joined a dating agency for arsonists, they send me matches every week
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but not quite a “Nora”… gnaw your own arm off to make an escape in the morning…Double bagger AND ear plugs
thought she was once one of the Crankies..
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but not quite a “Nora”… gnaw your own arm off to make an escape in the morning…
thought she was once one of the Crankies..
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