Fancy spending your life waiting at junctions to be let out?

Discussion in 'Classifieds - Cars for Sale' started by SPX, Jan 12, 2016.

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    Then buy my X5....

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    It's terrible off-road, the steering is heavy, the interior is devoid of any style and the wipers have a mind of their own is just a little list of a few of the positives of this fine jewel of a BMW.

    It's covered a passive-aggressive low mileage of just 71k which is an amount that doesn't surprise me because, I'm assuming like the previous owner, I'm contemplating taking to the roads on a racing cycle and wearing Lycra rather than drive this beauty.

    All yours for the bargain sum of £19,995, I'll even throw in a "my other car is a Porsche" and a pair of mirrored Raybans to complete the bell-end look.
     
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    Broke my record this morning, approximately 24 cars passed me before I could pull out of a side road.

    Previous record was 19 for the record.
     
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    Here's a photo of it with ten layers of Photoshop applied rendering the picture useless:

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    Provisionally sold.

    I'll probably cry myself to sleep when it goes.






























    With laughter!!!!
     
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    This must be how Terry Waite
     
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    ....felt when they told him to get ready for his release...
     
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    The buyer has only gone and come and collected a day early!!! :bannana::bannana::bannana::bannana::bannana:
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