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Then buy my X5....



It's terrible off-road, the steering is heavy, the interior is devoid of any style and the wipers have a mind of their own is just a little list of a few of the positives of this fine jewel of a BMW.

It's covered a passive-aggressive low mileage of just 71k which is an amount that doesn't surprise me because, I'm assuming like the previous owner, I'm contemplating taking to the roads on a racing cycle and wearing Lycra rather than drive this beauty.

All yours for the bargain sum of £19,995, I'll even throw in a "my other car is a Porsche" and a pair of mirrored Raybans to complete the bell-end look.
 
Broke my record this morning, approximately 24 cars passed me before I could pull out of a side road.

Previous record was 19 for the record.
 
Here's a photo of it with ten layers of Photoshop applied rendering the picture useless:

 
Provisionally sold.

I'll probably cry myself to sleep when it goes.






























With laughter!!!!
 
This must be how Terry Waite
 
The buyer has only gone and come and collected a day early!!! :bannana::bannana::bannana::bannana::bannana:
:bannana::bannana::bannana::bannana::bannana:
 

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