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So I'm happily driving along the motorway yesterday at 120 when I'm overtaken by a maniac in an AMG badged C-Class diesel who made me feel as though I was stood still he was going that fast! Then as the lanes went down from three to two some bloody idiot didn't get in the three mile queue they just flew right to the end of said third lane and pushed right in by indicating and then merging in turn!

The fun didn't end there either because as I left the motorway and joined a side road my wing mirror was swiped by a helmet camera wearing cyclist, so I chased after him and beat him up with my copy of the Daily Mail, but as I was doing this a whole swarm of these eco-fascists arrived and chased me off him using their Sunday Guardians (where these were kept I'll never know) But luckily for me, I've got a dash cam and got their vicious assault on video so I'll be posting it on YouTube and sending a copy forthwith to The Mail!

Then, about a mile from home, only my amazing intellect, intelligence and superiority saved me from almost certain death when, as I approached a roundabout, some lunatic didn't indicate as he was turning right and he nearly crashed into me as I pulled out (but don't worry I've also got this on dash cam too, so I will use YouTube to humiliate this fool)
 

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Well on the + side at least you had no incidents with clueless feckers joining the motorway :D
 
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Payback for something silly that you did 10 years ago.

Karma!
 

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Wouldn't have happened in Lancashire.
 

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How much do you want an AMG badged c-class diesel now then ? :D
 

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Which dash cam do you have :)

Lee uses this natty little number:

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Looks great on the dashboard of the transit. :D
 

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It's obvious to all that you are simply jealous of the Diesel AMG Black Series without Rolled Arches with One Woman Company Director Owner who lives in a Smoke Free House, has No Pets and a Corby Trouser Press.
 

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Which one? You can never be too careful:

That's frightfully irresponsible of you :crazy:

I prefer to keep my dash clear:

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So I'm happily driving along the motorway yesterday at 120 when I'm overtaken by a maniac in an AMG badged C-Class diesel who made me feel as though I was stood still he was going that fast! Then as the lanes went down from three to two some bloody idiot didn't get in the three mile queue they just flew right to the end of said third lane and pushed right in by indicating and then merging in turn!

The fun didn't end there either because as I left the motorway and joined a side road my wing mirror was swiped by a helmet camera wearing cyclist, so I chased after him and beat him up with my copy of the Daily Mail, but as I was doing this a whole swarm of these eco-fascists arrived and chased me off him using their Sunday Guardians (where these were kept I'll never know) But luckily for me, I've got a dash cam and got their vicious assault on video so I'll be posting it on YouTube and sending a copy forthwith to The Mail!

Then, about a mile from home, only my amazing intellect, intelligence and superiority saved me from almost certain death when, as I approached a roundabout, some lunatic didn't indicate as he was turning right and he nearly crashed into me as I pulled out (but don't worry I've also got this on dash cam too, so I will use YouTube to humiliate this fool)

You had me until you said Sunday Guardian, at which point I knew it was a hoax. Observer, please...
 

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So I'm happily driving along the motorway yesterday at 120 when I'm overtaken by a maniac in an AMG badged C-Class diesel who made me feel as though I was stood still he was going that fast! Then as the lanes went down from three to two some bloody idiot didn't get in the three mile queue they just flew right to the end of said third lane and pushed right in by indicating and then merging in turn!

The fun didn't end there either because as I left the motorway and joined a side road my wing mirror was swiped by a helmet camera wearing cyclist, so I chased after him and beat him up with my copy of the Daily Mail, but as I was doing this a whole swarm of these eco-fascists arrived and chased me off him using their Sunday Guardians (where these were kept I'll never know) But luckily for me, I've got a dash cam and got their vicious assault on video so I'll be posting it on YouTube and sending a copy forthwith to The Mail!

Then, about a mile from home, only my amazing intellect, intelligence and superiority saved me from almost certain death when, as I approached a roundabout, some lunatic didn't indicate as he was turning right and he nearly crashed into me as I pulled out (but don't worry I've also got this on dash cam too, so I will use YouTube to humiliate this fool)

I don't believe this happened. I think you're making it up.






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I don't believe this happened. I think you're making it up.






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Shun the 'nay sayer' shun him now! :D
 

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