Film Quotes

[Flyinspanner]

Made it ma! Top of the World!

White Heat

 

[Flyinspanner]

Cameron is so tight, that is you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, and waited two weeks, you'd have a diamond.

 

[markjay]

"I have a cunning plan"

(TV)

 

[SpoonJar]

My boy's wicked smart.

 

[chrisk2010]

Drill Sergeant:
Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?

Forrest Gump:
To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!

Drill Sergeant:
God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.

Makes me laugh everytime!

 

[poormansporsche]

"I have a cunning plan"

(TV)

We could have a whole thread on Blackadder quotes !

My personal faves

"I have a plan and it's as hot as my pants"

"Any bird who wants to tie herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote"

"Waking up in the morning to find you are a screaming bender with no more right to walk on god's clean earth than a weasel"

And of course

"Bob"

 

[moonloops]

White Heat

Correct

 

[Williamwoo]

"Waking up in the morning to find you are a screaming bender with no more right to walk on god's clean earth than a weasel"

Really?

 

[poormansporsche]

Really?

It's all in the context. I have a gay friend and even now 30 years since it was broadcast he still titles himself as "screaming"

 

[Williamwoo]

It's all in the context. I have a gay friend and even now 30 years since it was broadcast he still titles himself as "screaming"

I'm no expert on Blackadder but I just thought it was a strange line for Ben Elton to have written. (iirc he wrote them all didn't he?)

 

[MissyD]

"I am serious and don't call me Shirley"

 

[Swotty]

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I’m a very good driver

 

[Deleted member 6183]

Do you know what they do to you if you're caught doing drugs in Morroco? No? They hand you over to the RUG squad. Aaaah I ****in' had ew!

 

[BTB 500]

I'm no expert on Blackadder but I just thought it was a strange line for Ben Elton to have written. (iirc he wrote them all didn't he?)

AFAIK he co-wrote series 2-4 with Richard Curtis, but wasn't involved in series 1.

 

[m80]

"Yeh two yutes."
"What is a yute?"

One of the best films, can you guess?

 

[poormansporsche]

"I am serious and don't call me Shirley"

Oh yes, forgot about that

And also

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up ....."

 

[MercedesDriver]

“A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man” – Don Vito

 

[ToeKnee]

"Yeh two yutes."
"What is a yute?"

One of the best films, can you guess?

My cousin Vinny.......

 

[ToeKnee]

"I am serious and don't call me Shirley"

Probably my favourite comedy, the second one was dire though.