Finding Mr Right............

[Ian B Walker]

Preferably the one carrying the beer. I am sure that look like Pammy

 

[pammy]

I'm sure that is you in the last picture Pammy?

(That should redeem me for past misdeeds.... )

I'm sure that is you in the last picture Pammy?

The one on the left..right?????

Be afraid, be very afraid......

Never a truer word said!

 

[television]

The whole top 20 points for reference..........

1. at least 5' 10" tall yes
2. good lookingys yes
3. 12.5 stone in weight exact
4. earns more than £30,000 retired
5. blue eyes yes
6. short dark brown hair grey
7. medium build yes
8. BA degree equivalent
9. never been married No comment
10. no children None that matter
11. 3 previous serious relationships 300 previous
12. clean shaven Yes
13. drives a silver Mercedes yes
14. enjoys cinema yes
15. likes eating out yes
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners no comment
17. owns a £300,000 house yes
18. non smoker Some small cigars
19. dislikes football yes
20. likes pets

yes but prefer a partner


Thats as near as I can answer

 

[MichaelE211]

Lets see how Mr M does?

1. at least 5' 10" tall - Just
2. good looking - well depends how much she's had to drink?
3. 12.5 stone in weight - Just
4. earns more than £30,000 - easy
5. blue eyes - arr green
6. short dark brown hair - was, now light grey
7. medium build - yes
8. BA degree - will BS do?
9. never been married - only once?
10. no children - all grown up and buggered off.
11. 3 previous serious relationships - arr might be in trouble here?
12. clean shaven - does sporting a goaty count?
13. drives a silver Mercedes - will metallic blue count?
14. enjoys cinema - yes
15. likes eating out - yes
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners - arr now I'm really in trouble?
17. owns a £300,000 house - yes
18. non smoker - yes
19. dislikes football - yes
20. likes pets - only pussy.

That's 10 out of 20, as my teacher used to say, must try harder.

 

[mattc]

Nobody tell Pammy my number plate; I will have every traffic cop pulling me over

Is it too late to claim 'Sanctuary' in Birmingham Cathedral????

 

[Ian B Walker]

Question 17 is a little tough. In the North you could buy a mansion for £300,000 where as in London you may find a broom cupboard for that.

Is it too late to claim 'Sanctuary' in Birmingham Cathedral????

You are not that religious, try the pub next door

 

[MBManInKen]

The one on the left..right?????

 

[MBManInKen]

Is it too late to claim 'Sanctuary' in Birmingham Cathedral????

If you're lucky, you'll perhaps manage to write one of these:

 

[pammy]

Nobody tell Pammy my number plate; I will have every traffic cop pulling me over

Is it too late to claim 'Sanctuary' in Birmingham Cathedral????

Natalie................................................................

 

[jpskiller]

50 things men wish women knew

1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside.
I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that
I’m not a whack job.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it.
Bark, and we shut down.
15. I don't ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.
17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.
18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?
19. There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.
20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.
21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really
weren't looking for the truth anyway.
22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
23. You’re really bad at faking it.
24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you’re late.
25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it
wrong and make us even more late.
26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change
outfits in front of me. Slowly.
27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.
28. Unless we're meeting my parents.
29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're
checking our e-mail.
30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be a mini-skirt; it's
been a long winter.
31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and
watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."
33. We love ponytails.
34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.
35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are.
36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.
37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.
38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.
39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who
solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.
40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.
41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you
use the words "naked" and "waiting."
42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less
someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.
44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.
45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter.
I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.
46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.
47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.
48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"
49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.
50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does.

 

[mattc]

You are not that religious, try the pub next door

you mean the The Old Joint Stock per chance..think i could stumble the 50 yards from the cathedral to there (even with Pammy daggers in my back )

 

[ROBB]

50 things men wish women knew

1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside.
I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that
I’m not a whack job.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it.
Bark, and we shut down.
15. I don't ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.
17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.
18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?
19. There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.
20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.
21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really
weren't looking for the truth anyway.
22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
23. You’re really bad at faking it.
24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you’re late.
25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it
wrong and make us even more late.
26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change
outfits in front of me. Slowly.
27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.
28. Unless we're meeting my parents.
29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're
checking our e-mail.
30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be a mini-skirt; it's
been a long winter.
31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and
watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."
33. We love ponytails.
34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.
35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are.
36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.
37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.
38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.
39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who
solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.
40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.
41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you
use the words "naked" and "waiting."
42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less
someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.
44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.
45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter.
I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.
46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.
47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.
48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"
49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.
50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does.

LOL
but you forgot a very important one: we actually LIKE the silent treatment

 

[pammy]

you mean the The Old Joint Stock per chance..think i could stumble the 50 yards from the cathedral to there (even with Pammy daggers in my back )

Optimisitic - love the challenge!!

 

[A210AMG]

mmm just read this so will have ago, although luckily happily Married so even if I scored zero 20 Mrs A210 would still love me I think...


1. at least 5' 10" tall (yep 6ft 2)
2. good looking (well if its up to me, YES...)
3. 12.5 stone in weight (No...do I get more points for more? I was once 12stone)
4. earns more than £30,000 (Don't like to mention money but doing ok..)
5. blue eyes (yep)
6. short dark brown hair (as in nearly bald...yes)
7. medium build (little bit over medium, maybe getting well done..)
8. BA degree (yep)
9. never been married (currently am)
10. no children (just the one
11. 3 previous serious relationships (yep)
12. clean shaven (I've a 6 o'clock shadow now)
13. drives a silver Mercedes (I do & wife does)
14. enjoys cinema (yep)
15. likes eating out (yep)
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners (Yep)
17. owns a £300,000 house (yep)
18. non smoker (yep)
19. dislikes football (yep, sorry lads)
20. likes pets (yep)


so 16ish / 20 with me marking...

I'm happy with this maybe I should change my name to Mr Nearly Right...

 

[neilrr]

I'm about 15 or 16 on the list including all the physical ones but I'm still single.

What am I doing wrong?

 

[hawk20]

I'm about 15 or 16 on the list including all the physical ones but I'm still single.

What am I doing wrong?

Being sensible

 

[television]

Being sensible

Thanks Hawk, that must also apply to me then with 15 points

 

[Alfie]

The whole top 20 points for reference..........

1. at least 5' 10" tall
2. good looking
3. 12.5 stone in weight
4. earns more than £30,000
5. blue eyes
6. short dark brown hair
7. medium build
8. BA degree
9. never been married
10. no children
11. 3 previous serious relationships
12. clean shaven
13. drives a silver Mercedes
14. enjoys cinema
15. likes eating out
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners
17. owns a £300,000 house
18. non smoker
19. dislikes football
20. likes pets

Before I got married I scored 17/20. Now its 14/20 (3, 9 and 10 no longer apply )

 

[television]

Before I got married I scored 17/20. Now its 14/20 (3, 9 and 10 no longer apply )

Thats an interest answer from Alfie, how many of us have been a "has been" or "was once"