For those who may need ahelping hand for Saturday - Valentine's Day...

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For those of you who still need some true lines for Valentine's Day!!!

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, coz I'd been on the p*ss.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you're not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Your visage is perfect, your figure divine,
I think I'll just stop at one flagon of wine

How to begin this romantic epistle?
Your face looks like cats licking sh*t off a thistle

Your Reubenesque stature is hard to surpass,
One could screen movies on the cheeks of your ****



Could secure some interesting responses:D
 
ah well looks like the ellis pattern aint gonna change this year

been single on ever valenties day

/me is off for a little cry where the stella artois is kept
 

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