French step up Terror Alert

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Howard

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Just had this email through......

'President Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert status from "Run" to "Hide".

There are only two higher alert levels in France – "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a fire which destroyed France's white flag factory – effectively crippling their military.'
 
ROTFLMAO!!!

I shouldn't, because I nearly own a house in France, and I genuinely like the place and the people...

PJ
 
Howard said:
Just had this email through......

'President Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert status from "Run" to "Hide".

There are only two higher alert levels in France – "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a fire which destroyed France's white flag factory – effectively crippling their military.'

Classic.

What about the 'roll over and pretend to be dead' level?
 

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