Friday afternoon blonde joke :)

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A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a National Organization for
Women gathering, and his blonde hostess naturally broached the subject
in which the doctor was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect
whether or not an individual is mentally challenged who appears
to be completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask them a simple question
which everyone should answer with no trouble. If they hesitate,
that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around
the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"

The woman thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You
wouldn't happen to have another example, would you? I must
confess I don't know much about history."

:bannana: :bannana: :bannana: :bannana: :bannana:
 
now then - let me think......................










:D :D :D
 
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bending the thread slightly but this one caught my eye...

There was a young girl from Dundee,
Who went down to the river to … swim,
A man in a punt,
Stuck an oar in her … eye,
And now she wears glasses you see!

Les
 
Answer. The last one?

are you sure Rumble ? Dont want to reconsider ;)
 
It's a trick question. He died on the first and second trips but had got it right by the third.

We're talking about his stand up show aren't we?
 
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