Tim203
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Couldn't class this as a joke as it's something a work mate said in a restaurant years ago and still makes me laugh:
After an arduous Saturday at work he went to a restaurant with some friends for a meal. Being hungry he fancies a steak and the young waitress came over to take their orders. When it comes to his turn he duly asks for a steak to which the waitress asks how big and how would he like it done. " well love" he replied, "get a cow, cut off his horns, wipe its @ss, and that'll do nicely".
After an arduous Saturday at work he went to a restaurant with some friends for a meal. Being hungry he fancies a steak and the young waitress came over to take their orders. When it comes to his turn he duly asks for a steak to which the waitress asks how big and how would he like it done. " well love" he replied, "get a cow, cut off his horns, wipe its @ss, and that'll do nicely".
