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Guilty or Not Guilty ??

Scott_F

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I'll admit to at least 50% but I won't say which ones:

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Is there a particular shade of green you're waiting for?
What colour do you stop for?
Waiting for a written invitation?
Free with the People's Friend, or cut from a cornflake packet?
The switch for your lights - next to your wife's G-spot?
Valium free with this morning's Press & Journal was it?

All of them, far too frequently.
 
2nd from the bottom seems a frequent one for me but with one word changed.....

I say Move! instead of Go
 
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My personal fave to say to bints.

Nearly closing time at Gregg's ?

Seems to pi££ even the slim ones off no end :)
 
Is there a particular shade of green you're waiting for?
What colour do you stop for?
Waiting for a written invitation?
Free with the People's Friend, or cut from a cornflake packet?
The switch for your lights - next to your wife's G-spot?
Valium free with this morning's Press & Journal was it?

All of them, far too frequently.
love the particular shade of green lol
 
Guilty of 100% of those rantings but another one I use a lot is "Thank you too, own the effing road do you?". Usually said when you let another car through when going down a narrow road and they don't even look at you let alone say thanks.

Another favourite is "Thanks for the indicators mate". Mainly BMW's, Audi's and Jags.
 
The ACCELERATOR, you old pillock; it's the pedal on the right.
 
"Looking for parking?"
 
“Don’t bother indicating, mate. I’m f*#ng psychic.
 
Don't you be troubling your edge of the road - I'll jump into the ditch for both of us.
 
- You can get those cars with indicators now
- What time is your alarm clock due to go off ??
- If you want a nap do it in lane 1
- You've been in every lane bar the right one
- Sorry to disturb you but can you @[~#% move
- Have you passed a driving test ??
- Press the $"+&£!) accelerator
- Take the ^&*(%$£ bus next time
- £"!& me it must be c**nts' day out today
- If I drove like you I'd %^&$£"# walk
 
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I'll admit to at least 50% but I won't say which ones:

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No 6 and no 9 , although not in those exact words.
 

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