Halloween - Trick or Treat?

[Palfrem]

I have just burned a few old crones at the stake.

I'm not sure they really were witches though...

 

[developer]

Shamelessly pinched from TrapperJohn - is it late enough to allow me to get away with this ?

 

[abecketts]

One of the advantages of living well off the main road is we don't get bothered by them which is a blessing.

 

[ringway]

At school, our technical drawing teacher, Mr Madders, grew up in the blackouts of the second world war and passed on this tip to the class for mischief night (or any other).


1: Sellotape a drawing pin upright to a gate latch.

2: Place some dog poo on top of drawing pin.

3: Hide and wait...

4: Someone opens the gate and pricks thumb on drawing pin and then puts thumb in mouth to suck blood off thumb.

 

[martyz]

Wasn't called Madders for nothing then?

 

[Deleted member 37751]

At school, our technical drawing teacher, Mr Madders, grew up in the blackouts of the second world war and passed on this tip to the class for mischief night (or any other).


1: Sellotape a drawing pin upright to a gate latch.

2: Place some dog poo on top of drawing pin.

3: Hide and wait...

4: Someone opens the gate and pricks thumb on drawing pin and then puts thumb in mouth to suck blood off thumb.

A favourite of the local scallys round here was to put a load of dog shoite in a dustbin bag, put it at someones front door and then set it alight.

Home owner opens door and stamps it out.

 

[ringway]

Wasn't called Madders for nothing then?

He was actually a pretty square, middle class sort of man. It's the quiet one's you have to watch.

 

[ringway]

A favourite of the local scallys round here was to put a load of dog shoite in a dustbin bag, put it at someones front door and then set it alight.

Home owner opens door and stamps it out.

I know of that one (newspaper was used).


Moving garden furniture, gnomes, etc. ; to other gardens created some fun the next day.

 

[Danny DeVito]

Flaming Bag of Poo

 

[Ian_Mac]

While we're on.....

 

[Meldrew2]

I 've heard a blond wig , gold shell suit , lots of jewellry and a big cigar works a treat in scaring off trick or treaters

Just changing your name to Gambaccini has the same effect…..

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[moonloops]

Just changing your name to Gambaccini has the same effect…..

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You may want to rethink that post given the Alan Davies case..

BBC News - Alan Davies pays Lord McAlpine damages over tweet


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