Happiness after divorce.

[Howard]

It is the fuel of pious, self-righteous, condescending, sandal-with-sock wearing, liberal vegetarians.

The mere taste of it should have them turning into ravenous carnivores, it's that disgusting.

Oh my God that's a red rag to a bull .....

 

[nick mercedes]

Why is it called Quorn?

It sounds more appealing than "microbial biomass protein"?

 

[Dieselman]

Inhabited by Quakers...

Probably not...

The Quorn Hunt

 

[nick mercedes]

It is the fuel of pious, self-righteous, condescending, sandal-with-sock wearing, liberal vegetarians.

The mere taste of it should have them turning into ravenous carnivores, it's that disgusting.

I was going to abuse you for that, but then I remembered you're from Doncaster...

 

[Howard]

Probably not...

The Quorn Hunt

I had visions of veggies in sandals pursuing a quorn sausage towed behind an electric emission free quad bike through hedges and fields .

 

[MOCAŠ]

The mere taste of it should have them turning into ravenous carnivores, it's that disgusting.

Are you a carnivore?

 

[Deleted member 37751]

Are you a carnivore?

Semantics.....

 

[Howard]

Are you a carnivore?

No , but here's a T Rex piloting an F15

 

[Benzmanc]

Ode to Heather from Paul

We lay there on the grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river

 

[Deleted member 37751]

I was going to abuse you for that, but then I remembered you're from Doncaster...

I'd rather be on here winding a few people up and getting abused from Americas favourite parts supplier than being made to watch the X Factor...

 

[nick mercedes]

I'd rather be on here winding a few people up and getting abused from Americas favourite parts supplier than being made to watch the X Factor...

Did you see qi last night?

Stephen Fry has a few choice words about Doncaster...

 

[Deleted member 37751]

Did you see qi last night?

Stephen Fry has a few choice words about Doncaster...

I didn't.

Do tell.

 

[John]

Wasn't she run over by a police car or bike?

I seem to remember she was hit by a motorbike in the early/mid 90s IIRC.

She used to be a page 3 model I think before that.

Not 100% on that second bit.

 

[MOCAŠ]

I seem to remember she was hit by a motorbike in the early/mid 90s IIRC.

She used to be a page 3 model I think before that.

Not 100% on that second bit.

Heather Mills - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Dieselman]

I seem to remember she was hit by a motorbike in the early/mid 90s IIRC.

She used to be a page 3 model I think before that.

Not 100% on that second bit.

She was hit by a police bike on an emergency call, she was not a page 3 model, just a model.
The pornography was just a model shoot for a book, apparently, she wasn't a hooker.

If she looked a bit nicer and didn't have such a bad attitude, she could be OK..

Heather admits her pornographic past | Mail Online

 

[nick mercedes]

I didn't.

Do tell.

Not much to tell, he seemed to thing it was a dump that smelled of wee, as I recall.

Perhaps he's envious?

 

[Deleted member 37751]

Not much to tell, he seemed to thing it was a dump that smelled of wee, as I recall.

Perhaps he's envious?

He'll be another Quorn lover.

It muddles the brain, you see.

But it does smell of wee a little bit.

 

[MOCAŠ]

But it does smell of wee a little bit.

So does the Olympic handball arena at Stratford.

 

[nick mercedes]

He'll be another Quorn lover.

More of a chutney fan, from what I can gather...

 

[ringway]

I had visions of Heather Mills pursuing a quorn sausage towed behind an electric emission free quad bike through hedges and fields .

You have a vivid imagination, Howard.