Hardware & Software issues (Joke)

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Webby

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Location
South wales
Car
E220cdi Elegance facelift
A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0
which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble.
However,there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the
only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I tried a
shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in
my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at
the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use
up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2005. Shortly after this upgrade however, I
found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and
E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge 2. > Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I have to try
and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly requiring
Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of which need
to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to
my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an
irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your money before
uninstalling itself. :D
 
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