He Who Posts Last . . . .Wins . . .

[markjay]

That's a very old joke from my school days

You mean that for you it's a joke from yesterday?

 

[Sweetooth]

How did you know I am a time traveller?You wouldn't believe the tech in the 22nd century!

 

[markjay]

How did you know I am a time traveller?You wouldn't believe the tech in the 22nd century!

I knew, because you are not the first to travel back from the future in a failed attempt to undue my unbroken reign for the next millennia - but, the T-1000 aka Terminator failed, and so will you my friend.

 

[ChrisEdu]

I like coconuts!

 

[markjay]

I like coconuts!

Ah... yes. Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a fine film indeed.

 

[Sweetooth]

I like coconuts!

Used to make bounty bars,raspberry ruffles,coconut dainties,mushrooms, toasted teacakes,toasted torpedoes etc.

 

[Big Janner]

Used to make bounty bars,raspberry ruffles,coconut dainties,mushrooms, toasted teacakes,toasted torpedoes etc.

But not cream teas, thankfully

 

[ChrisEdu]

Garlic is evil!

 

[markjay]

I am glad you mentioned

It will drive away the blood-sucking

And I will be the last man standing and the

 

[Sweetooth]

But not cream teas, thankfully

Jam first?

 

[Big Janner]

Jam first?

Starting at the plate (if you're sophisticated, think floor if sophistication isn't your thing)
Scone (warm)
Butter (not marg)
Jam (raspberry OR, lemon curd . . .try it, it's unbelievably good)
Cream (clotted, devonshire or cornish; your choice)

Enjoy

 

[markjay]

What, baking lessons now?

Anyone whose a has lost, by definition.

You can't bake your and have it.

 

[Sweetooth]

I didn't read any mention of a recipe regarding the baking of scones!

 

[markjay]

You do that.... go and bake some scones. Please don't bother coming back before the turn of the century.

 

[Sweetooth]

You do that.... go and bake some scones. Please don't bother coming back before the turn of the century.

Your very polite saying please.

 

[markjay]

Your very polite saying please.

And you're very disobedient still replying to this thread. You lot make me feel like Santiago in Ernest Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea.

 

[Peter103]

Never believe anything you hear,
And only half of what you see.
That's my maxim.
BE TOLD!!! WINNER!!!!!!!!!!¡

 

[markjay]

That's my maxim.

What, him?

 

[Sweetooth]

Seeing BJstarted this thread,he is entitled to the last word,all others including myself are in a cooperative. We only take turns at posting last.

 

[markjay]

Just heard from Social Services, BJ has been declared an unfit parent to this thread, the family court ruled that the thread is taken into care - my care.