He Who Posts Last . . . .Wins . . .

[Big Janner]

Now look here chaps, toy distribution is the remit of Santa Claus and as such, should be limited to a mid winter period of just a few days. As we are in March, it would be most unseemly to consider usurping his position.

If doing so is something you would do, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Leave Xmas in December please.

Note;
I'm winning

 

[LXA]

Bunnies!! .... Me now!!

 

[Lennox]

Bunny meow?

 

[Big Janner]

Cat eating live rabbit!
Call the RSPCA don't post it here

 

[Lennox]

Winning.....

If you are losing watch this.....
Agent Provocateur | Spring Summer | Play To Win

 

[markjay]

..the Pooh?

 

[Big Janner]

Time for me to think about what I will do with the winners cheque
A small Caribbean island maybe

 

[markjay]

Yup, sadly that's all a second prize will buy you.

 

[Peter103]

Or you sir.

 

[Big Janner]

You're all missing the point
The rules are simple
It's my thread . . . I win

 

[markjay]

It's not your thread. You started it, sure, but it ain't yours. Sorry mate.

 

[Peter103]

Quite right, it's Mine! Winning!

 

[Benzmanc]

Oh do try harder......

 

[Big Janner]

Try as you will, you have all failed to understand the basic premise here;
I win
The end

 

[Peter103]

And let this be an end to it.

 

[Big Janner]

Agreed
An end to the whole business

I claim the £1,000,000 prize and the tee shirt

 

[LXA]

However.....

 

[Lennox]

..... One night.....

 

[Peter103]

103 sneaks in the back door and WINS!!!!!

 

[Big Janner]

Back door sneaker inners are not allowed to win
It's in the rules
Only clean upright citizens, of good moral character (perfect description of my image) are allowed to win
That lets out most of you lot apparently