He Who Posts Last . . . .Wins . . .

[Benzmanc]

This thread is now under quarantine - no further posts will be allowed unless you intend to self isolate from this forum for 2 weeks

 

[Lennox]

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[Benzmanc]

Bye Lennox, see you in a fortnight

 

[Big Janner]

You can't just unilaterally close the thread . .not in the rules
Besides, as you can't win anyway, it will be seen as sour grapes

(Note; Covid-19 is just a mild form of manflu, so we all know we chaps can cope)

 

[markjay]

But man-flu is one of the most devastating illnesses a man can get. Far, far more painful than, say, childbirth.

 

[Benzmanc]

byyeeeeeeee you 2 see you in 2 weeks

 

[Lennox]

I'm not hiding, I'm young and can happily put up with the flu. Off to catch it and then reduce the pension deficit.

 

[Big Janner]

I think I've had it, but, being well'ard, i didn't even notice, so am unable to take advantage of all the financial inducements introduced to encourage people to catch it.

Hey ho

 

[LXA]

I'm self isolating in here so no-one allowed in here at same time as me.....
Won!!

 

[Big Janner]

I was in here first, so you are going to leave . . . Kapisch

 

[LXA]

Uh-oh......

 

[Lennox]

Cougggghhhhhhh....

Sorry nothing to de..... Aaaaaaacccchhoooooo

 

[LXA]

*barf*
m'off!!

 

[Big Janner]

But man-flu is one of the most devastating illnesses a man can get. Far, far more painful than, say, childbirth.

Proof that childbirth is not as painful as a kick in the nadgers;
A woman will voluntarily get pregnant multiple times
How often do you want to be kicked in the nadgers?

 

[LXA]

What, and not paying good hard cash for it?...... Hhmmm, let me think....

 

[Big Janner]

Still thinking?

 

[LXA]

.......yup.......

 

[Big Janner]

Still thinking?

 

[markjay]

Bzzzzz..... Repetition.

 

[LXA]

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