Hello From HMP

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  1. developer

    developer MB Club Veteran

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    Typing this on phone from cello in Worcester nick wanted to c if AMG Drivepack would let car reach claimed 186mph.

    GOt to 175 then done by plod.

    Bugger
     
  2. Troon

    Troon Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    What was the fuel economy like at 175mph?
     
  3. RKC-benz

    RKC-benz Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    Are you serious? If so, whoops! And be ready for more time behind bars...
     
  4. RKC-benz

    RKC-benz Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    I think the KMH defence will work perfectly. Did you get it in top?
     
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    Is it the 1st of April :cool:
     
  6. brucemillar

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    Why are you hiding in a Cello? Double Bass would have given more breathing space.
     
  7. IanA2

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    Nah...he's stringing us along. He's got some brass, fancy orchestrating such a silly song.:D
     
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    HMP?? Blood what is you doing--in a record shop when you is facing serious time. I has Nick Freeman on speed dial on my mobile init!
     
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  9. KillerHERTZ

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    I thought prisons had free WiFi/Laptops these days? - Human rights and all that ;)
     
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    Got to be a wind up, plod would never pull over a hearse
     
  11. Ted

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    And there was you offering me a lift in your car.

    NO WAY!!!!!!!! :)
     
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    Ha ha, there's just no fooling (most) people, despite my poor punctuation and spelling, as I tried to appear in a cell, in a hurry, on a moby.

    Some funny replies :thumb:.
     
  13. IanA2

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    Best April fool I've seen so far was Scotland changing to drive on the right!
     
  14. neilrr

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    Good one.
     
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    'Twas a good effort...
     
  16. Meldrew2

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    They will have to if they get independence. You can only drive on the left if you pay for petrol in Pounds Sterling
     
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    So you admit to reading the Grinaud?
     
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    Come independence who mentioned anything about 'paying' for petrol? Alex has said it will be free.

    :bannana:
     
  19. IanA2

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    Is that where it's from? I read it on google news :D
     
  20. Troon

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    What would have been much funnier is if the original post were genuine, and we're all treating John's plight as an April Fool...
     
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