Hello From HMP

[developer]

Typing this on phone from cello in Worcester nick wanted to c if AMG Drivepack would let car reach claimed 186mph.

GOt to 175 then done by plod.

Bugger

 

[Troon]

What was the fuel economy like at 175mph?

 

[RKC-benz]

Typing this on phone from cello in Worcester nick wanted to c if AMG Drivepack would let car reach claimed 186mph. GOt to 175 then done by plod. Bugger

Are you serious? If so, whoops! And be ready for more time behind bars...

 

[RKC-benz]

Are you serious? If so, whoops! And be ready for more time behind bars...

I think the KMH defence will work perfectly. Did you get it in top?

 

[TJR]

Is it the 1st of April

 

[brucemillar]

Why are you hiding in a Cello? Double Bass would have given more breathing space.

 

[IanA2]

Why are you hiding in a Cello? Double Bass would have given more breathing space.

Nah...he's stringing us along. He's got some brass, fancy orchestrating such a silly song.

 

[grober]

HMP?? Blood what is you doing--in a record shop when you is facing serious time. I has Nick Freeman on speed dial on my mobile init!

 

[KillerHERTZ]

Typing this on phone

I thought prisons had free WiFi/Laptops these days? - Human rights and all that

 

[Harrythedog]

Got to be a wind up, plod would never pull over a hearse

 

[Ted]

And there was you offering me a lift in your car.

NO WAY!!!!!!!!

 

[developer]

Ha ha, there's just no fooling (most) people, despite my poor punctuation and spelling, as I tried to appear in a cell, in a hurry, on a moby.

Some funny replies .

 

[IanA2]

Best April fool I've seen so far was Scotland changing to drive on the right!

 

[neilrr]

Good one.

 

[blue gnome123]

'Twas a good effort...

 

[Meldrew2]

Best April fool I've seen so far was Scotland changing to drive on the right!

They will have to if they get independence. You can only drive on the left if you pay for petrol in Pounds Sterling

 

[Druk]

Best April fool I've seen so far was Scotland changing to drive on the right!

So you admit to reading the Grinaud?

 

[Druk]

They will have to if they get independence. You can only drive on the left if you pay for petrol in Pounds Sterling

Come independence who mentioned anything about 'paying' for petrol? Alex has said it will be free.

:bannana:

 

[IanA2]

So you admit to reading the Grinaud?

Is that where it's from? I read it on google news

 

[Troon]

What would have been much funnier is if the original post were genuine, and we're all treating John's plight as an April Fool...