Satch
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How to Bathe a Cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift lid and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry into to bathroom.
4. In one swift, fluid move, place cat in toilet, close lid and sit on top.
5. Cat will self agitate and produce ample foam. (Ignore noise from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open bathroom and outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift lid.
8. Perfectly clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and out of house, where it will air dry.
Sincerely,
The Dog
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift lid and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry into to bathroom.
4. In one swift, fluid move, place cat in toilet, close lid and sit on top.
5. Cat will self agitate and produce ample foam. (Ignore noise from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open bathroom and outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift lid.
8. Perfectly clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and out of house, where it will air dry.
Sincerely,
The Dog