Husband and Wife..........

[pammy]

A husband and wife are talking about life in general and they start talking about the future.

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - - silence - -

HUSBAND: S**t (rumbled)

 

[pluggers]

Made me chuckle

 

[KLP 92]

 

[grasmere]

LOL brilliant Pammy - (you've been reading my mail he he )

 

[imadoofus]

Very good Pammy!

Even made my missus laugh

PJ

 

[Alfie]

 

[Benzowner]

:d

 

[Kinky]

he he.

Quality. Might try that tonight on Mrs. K

K

 

[MangoMan]

Excellent Pammy, everyone wondered what the hell I was laughing at. tell you what - made my day !!! :bannana:

 

[pammy]

glad it made you all chuckle

 

[PJH]

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WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - - silence - -

HUSBAND: S**t (rumbled)

***** Suddenly Husband sees lots of stars *****

Next morning Husband has black eye and can't remember how he got it...

Wife has no sympathy.

 

[glojo]

***** Suddenly Husband sees lots of stars *****

Next morning Husband has black eye and can't remember how he got it...

Wife has no sympathy.

You beat me to it.

John

 

[Ian B Walker]

Classic Pammy, brought cheer to my face this morning. :bannana: :bannana: :bannana: