Tilly
Active Member
seriously I can feel myself turning grey ever so slightly early in my life... It's like star wars, the saga continues....
Earlier in the evening I'd gone out for a meal with a friend (which was very nice thank you
lol) Only that was where the fun ended... I got half way home and out of the blue the dash decided to light up like a christmas tree; the engine light and ABS lights came on and the computer was flashing about brake wear and display faults so I pulled over at the side of the road and knocked the ignition off.
Anyway, I cracked it back up and all problems were still apparent. Then... I decide to crawl home steadily up until the point where I thought "Hmm.... why hasnt it changed gear yet?" I looked down at the dials, only to see them happily sitting there at 4k without changing gear so uh oh.... the cars gone into limp home mode.
I then noticed the speedo was not registering any speeds whatsoever, great! Driving in first gear isn't fun at the best of times, even more so when you're ready to scream loud enough that the windows would smash! The revs picked up to 4k when all of a sudden the car jerked as if someone had slammed on the brakes and the engine revs fell rapidly to 3k. It would now not rev over 3k so needless to say impatient people behind were not enjoying my "leisurely" drive home.
The car is now safely tucked up on the driveway ready for me to take a sledge hammer to it... actually no, just ready for Mercedes' most irritating customer to call up and complain about how much I loooooooooove their cars and would recommend them to everyone
Could this car get any better?
No really... should I start a poll!?


Earlier in the evening I'd gone out for a meal with a friend (which was very nice thank you


Anyway, I cracked it back up and all problems were still apparent. Then... I decide to crawl home steadily up until the point where I thought "Hmm.... why hasnt it changed gear yet?" I looked down at the dials, only to see them happily sitting there at 4k without changing gear so uh oh.... the cars gone into limp home mode.
I then noticed the speedo was not registering any speeds whatsoever, great! Driving in first gear isn't fun at the best of times, even more so when you're ready to scream loud enough that the windows would smash! The revs picked up to 4k when all of a sudden the car jerked as if someone had slammed on the brakes and the engine revs fell rapidly to 3k. It would now not rev over 3k so needless to say impatient people behind were not enjoying my "leisurely" drive home.
The car is now safely tucked up on the driveway ready for me to take a sledge hammer to it... actually no, just ready for Mercedes' most irritating customer to call up and complain about how much I loooooooooove their cars and would recommend them to everyone

Could this car get any better?
No really... should I start a poll!?
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