I probably should of known better

[JHS]

I imagine that the very people that have such pet hates adore the old style voice overs/commentary from the old Black & White TV broadcasts where no one heard regional accents.

Why would you imagine that?

 

[350cls]

I have a problem seeing a connection between "big big unclean lifestyle's" and the use of correct English.

Just because someone speaks or uses correct English grammar in one's sentence, it's doesn't make them a sneaky clean human being.

The so called well spoken being gets on the packets as well as other nasty unacceptable actions.

Correctly spoken or written grammar does not make a person any better than a person that doesn't.

Now, where are my Pepe Reiner's, as I'm off down the battle cruiser, for a few Brittany spears, and a Joe Blake. Hold on, what's the Harry lime, they ain't open yet, better get back up the apples and pears, and hold me horses a while

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Why would you imagine that?

Because they spoke the queens perfect ‘proper’ English.

 

[JHS]

Just because someone speaks or uses correct English grammar in one's sentence, it's doesn't make them a sneaky clean human being.

The so called well spoken being gets on the packets as well as other nasty unacceptable actions.

Correctly spoken or written grammar does not make a person any better than a person that doesn't.

Now, where are my Pepe Reiner's, as I'm off down the battle cruiser, for a few Brittany spears, and a Joe Blake. Hold on, what's the Harry lime, they ain't open yet, better get back up the apples and pears, and hold me horses a while

Q.E.D.

 

[JHS]

Because they spoke the queens perfect ‘proper’ English.

Having a regional accent has nothing to do with correct English. Maybe you are confusing accents with dialect?

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Having a regional accent has nothing to do with correct English. Maybe you are confusing accents with dialect?

Well, ‘maybe’ you’re being a little disingenuous regarding my point.

 

[JHS]

Well, ‘maybe’ you’re being a little disingenuous regarding my point.

Hardly disingenuous by asking if you might be confused. Merely seeking clarification.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Hardly disingenuous by asking if you might be confused. Merely seeking clarification.

No, not confused. (Which is a rarity )

 

[DSM10000]

I doubt I could ever stoop as low as that.

You havin' a Giraffe you Merchant Banker?

 

[Deleted member 113659]

You havin' a Giraffe you Merchant Banker?

Okay. I’ll wind my neck in and stop spurting off.

 

[DSM10000]

Okay. I’ll wind my neck in and stop spurting off.

Respect innit bro!

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Respect innit bro!

Sorry, you still can’t pull that sort of speak off. Doesn’t suit your online image. Where as I’m ‘all over this sh!t!’

 

[DSM10000]

Sorry, you still can’t pull that sort of speak off. Doesn’t suit your online image. Where as I’m ‘all over this sh!t!’

Online image..........


Hmmmm


Ah well, nuffink ventured etc

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Online image..........


Hmmmm


Ah well, nuffink ventured etc

Your Online Image:

Reality:

 

[Benzowner]

Now, where are my Pepe Reiner's, as I'm off down the battle cruiser, for a few Brittany spears, and a Joe Blake. Hold on, what's the Harry lime, they ain't open yet, better get back up the apples and pears, and hold me horses a while

Thees ood if thee cood but thee an't ast. Bristolian translation "you would if you could but you haven't have you"

 

[350cls]

Q.E.D.

Over and out dogger

 

[350cls]

Thees ood if thee cood but thee an't ast. Bristolian translation "you would if you could but you haven't have you"

How do you like your taters

 

[DSM10000]

Your Online Image:
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Reality:
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Aye well ye dinnae want tae' mess with me Jimmy or you'll be getting a bunch of fives in yer coupon!



Nae face fungus either but I do have two rather nice Dinner suits

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Aye well ye dinnae want tae' mess with me Jimmy or you'll be getting a bunch of fives in yer coupon!

That’s better

Nae face fungus either but I do have two rather nice Dinner suits

Nope, you’ve gone again.

 

[Nicebutdim]

My favourite rhyming slang is a pair of Lionels.

Lionel Blairs ……Flares.